Underwater Jesus

Underwater Jesus
A reminder that even when we feel like we are drowning, Jesus is there to catch us

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Never Trust a Fart


Never trust a fart. I first heard those words in the movie "The Bucket List." As the quote goes, "Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart." If I was a man, I would totally agree with all three statements. However, being a woman with Crohn’s disease, the first and the third statement hold as sound advice for me.

After my first sharting experience, I started taking this advice more seriously. If you have ever shit your pants, you understand why. It is not a pleasant experience…no matter how much or little fecal comes out with your fart. Just to be clear though, shitting your pants and sharting are two completely different experiences. Sharting leaves room for prevention, where as shitting your pants usually means you had no other option. So seeing that I was having enough issues with making it to the bathroom on time, without having to fart, I took no chances. When that familiar pressure started pushing its way through my intestine, you better believe I was headed for a toilet. Prevention was key!

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