The Anonymous Life of an RA

Being an RA it is important to keep my identity and the identity of my fellow RAs anonymous.

So all the the names will be changed in order to preserve this special way of life we as RAs live.

Tonight an incredible event took place in the lobby of our building...The Roommate Game! It is similar to the Newlywed Game. Well this being the first time this event has taken place, you know it could not have gone on without a little miscommunication, LOUD NOISES, and "what the heck is going on?" question from being asked. Poor Lexington Steel had to try to add all of the points up. You don't even want me to explain that situation... The game progressed and an hour later was finally completed. The completion of this event is the best part for RAs. Why you ask? Because we all get to sit around and make fun of our residents or the events that took place at our event.

So now that we are at the best part of our event, we are sitting in the lobby discussing it. Our RD and her husband are taking it for themselves. It is funny to watch them bicker from across the room. Lexington Steel and Mr. Policeman just returned from a round. Lip Gloss Girl and Candle Sniffer are sitting on the couch arguing about answering the questions from the game. If you only you could see it. I am not giving it justice. In fact this is the most boring blog I have written, and I am apologizing now. Sorry it's too late for you to turn back.

Lip Gloss Girl just told me a story about a girl who got high off sucking Are sol cans. I am now changing her name to Foxy and Candle Sniffer just confessed her mom makes her daughter get high. Candle sniffer is now You Ain't Nothin' but a Hound Dog.

THE AFTER PARTY:

TACO BELL RUN!!! Not for me. I'm at the desk :( But Lexington Steel will pick me up something...I'm craving a Crunch Wrap Supreme...yum. I love Santa Claus Money!! Thanks Lexington Steel for buying.

Foxy just said, "His head is too big for Lexington Steel to be that little" He lost weight this summer from running.

Lexington Steel just tried to throw food in his mouth, but instead he missed the fruit and fell backwards into a chair. sshhh don't tell the public!

Lexington Steel lost in a dance off to a person who had DS. hahahaha good story. That's all I can say.

WORDS OF THE DAY-

Shovel face: looks like you got hit in the face with a shovel. -Lexington Steel